Villain Lord: Both The Player And The Protagonist Want To Kill Me

Chapter 522 Learn To Integrate

"Well, Sir Knight, let's put aside the question of whether to move in for now. If the environment in Black River City is good, we will certainly consider moving in. After all, we have been wandering outside for a long time."

Pat didn't agree immediately.

Instead, follow Master Leiton's requirements, be cautious in everything you say and do, and never make any promises or agree to anything immediately.

"Oh~ Mr. Page, I believe you will like Black River City. To be honest, under the governance of His Majesty Winter, I am willing to call every city a miracle~" the knight said with confidence.

There are many merchants and mercenaries who come to Black River City, but most of them will not leave this city unless they have been to other cities that are more prosperous and cleaner than Black River City.

Soon we arrived at the gate of Heihe City.

The knight ordered the soldiers to let him go.

He smiled and blessed the Wild Beast Mercenary Group: "I wish you a happy stay in Black River City."

…

Farewell to the passionate knight.

When a group of orcs entered the city, they saw a clean and smooth street. There was only the fragrance of grass and flowers in the air, and there was no smell at all.

This made them secretly sigh, and at the same time they couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

Orcs also need face!

Look at what they're wearing.

The smelly animal hides, rusty weapons, hair that has probably not been washed since birth, and who knows how many parasites are in it, and the body is so dirty that you can probably rub a layer of mud off it.

Walking on the clean streets, people around me looked at him with surprise and disgust.

"Commander, such looks make me very uncomfortable." Samuro whispered, "They are like looking at wild monkeys in the mountains..."

"Be confident and get rid of it."

Pate frowned.

I saw that the people around me were all neatly dressed, their hair was neatly combed, and there was no dirty dirt between their fingernails.

More than ten years ago, he also visited a human city by chance.

But what I see now is completely different from what I saw then.

At that time, the level of filth and mess in human cities was almost not much different from that of their orc tribes.

Pate had to admit.

Cleanliness is also a sign of development.

The development of human beings has put a lot of pressure on his heart.

It seems that after this mission is over.

I need to go back and explain everything I saw and heard here to His Majesty the Beast King.

"Commander, what should we do now?" Altai asked.

They are standing on the street now, like poor beggars, but because they are tall and mighty, and look ferocious, no one dares to look at them with contempt, but most of them just glance at them lightly, and then hurriedly take a detour. Walked by.

"The best way to understand your enemy is to immerse yourself in them..."

Pat said in a low voice.

He looked left and right.

I found a sign at the corner of the street with the words "Big Bathhouse" written in Mainland Chinese.

As the name suggests.

This should be a place for bathing.

So.

Integrating into human society starts with taking a bath!

It was dusk at this time, and many men and women were already walking in and out.

"Come on, let's take a shower!"

Pate ordered decisively.

"What the hell? Take a shower?!"

The orcs' eyes widened, somewhat unhappy.

"Lord Commander, look at this layer of carapace on my body. It took me more than 20 years to build it up. It will be gone after just one wash. Then my defense against the blade will be reduced..."

"Yes, Lord Commander, and my dreadlocks... it would be a pity if I washed them..."

"You can wash it if you are told!" Pate said viciously: "What are we here for!? We are murderers and intelligence seekers, but we stink now. Who is willing to communicate with us? No one communicates with us. How do you get information? How do you complete a mission if you can't get information? Do you want to be impotent for the rest of your life?"

If you don't act when you hear it, you will suffer from impotence.

All the orcs suddenly felt nervous.

Compared with not lifting for life.

Taking a shower doesn't seem so difficult to accept anymore.

"Okay! Let's wash!"

…

…

"Hello, we want to take a shower."

The bathhouse owner looked up.

I saw a dark group of burly men standing in front of the store.

Each one looks like a black iron tower.

He looks ferocious and terrifying.

Their bodies blocked out all the light, leaving only a shadow cast on his face.

"Mom!"

The bathhouse owner screamed and fell to the ground.

Where has he seen such a battle?

"Everyone, everyone, sir, I don't have much money on me. This bathhouse is run by the city lord. I'm just a waiter. They say the boss is actually just a stinky part-time worker. Wuwuwu... I have an old man and a young man. , just let me go..."

"Boss, you misunderstood." Pate threw the money bag on the table, "We are here to take a shower, not to steal money."

To make the humans in front of you relax.

Pat also showed a friendly smile just right.

Just this smile.

The bathhouse owner almost choked with fear.

"Are you here to take a shower?"

The bathhouse owner resisted the urge to urinate in his crotch and climbed up from the ground shakily.

"Yes, we have just arrived in Black River City and our bodies stink. Don't we need to take a shower?"

Pat explained patiently.

The heart said that if it were not for the smooth progress of the mission.

I had already chopped this grinding human being alive with an axe.

The bathhouse owner carefully looked at the sturdy men in front of him.

Dirty indeed.

He also smells bad.

I don’t know how many days I haven’t taken a shower...

The most important thing is that they actually paid.

Just give them money... at least it means they are not trying to steal money.

It doesn't matter how much money was given.

So the bathhouse owner suppressed the fear in his heart, rubbed his stiff and pale face, and gave a forced smile: "Sir, please come with me. Our bathhouse is the largest one in Heihe City, and there are also professional bathers in it. Master, I promise to wash you clean!"

Pat smiled generously.

He knows that human society has the habit of tipping.

He said: "It's easy to talk, it makes us happy, money is not an issue!"

This is said with confidence.

After all, the Beast King gave them two hundred copper coins as activity expenses this time, and the money bag just lost contained a full twenty copper coins!

It can be described as rich and powerful!

…

Two hours later.

All the orcs came out of the bathhouse refreshed.

"Commander, don't tell me, after taking a bath, I feel like my whole beast... ugh, my whole body feels like it has been sublimated!"

"Yes, that bath master is really good, but he is too weak. It took him a long time to rub the mud off my body~"

"Humph..." Peter chuckled and said, "I've told you before that I want to learn to integrate first. Sometimes integrating is not necessarily a bad thing. You have to learn to accept new things!"

Go out and meet the bathhouse owner again.

Pate was in a great mood. He took out a money bag and threw it at the boss. He waved his hand and said:

"Boss, we had a great time washing. This is a tip. I'll take care of your business next time!"

"Okay!" The boss smiled coquettishly and took the money bag, but in his heart he said, don't fucking come here next time, it's really scary.