paranoianovel Chapter 102 Actor Carl
Chapter 102 Actor Carl
"Beauty and the Bloodhoof Warrior?"
Elena is a little confused, the name of this script is a bit weird no matter how you look at it.
She does know about the Bloodhoof warriors.
It was one of the mysterious troops of the Winter King, and all of them were tall and burly tauren warriors. Could it be that this script focuses on war rather than love?
Elena thought this way, and her interest in the script suddenly dropped by more than half, but she would definitely still perform it with all her heart.
After all, the man in front of her saved her from being tainted by evil people.
"Yes, this script tells a poignant love story. I can probably tell you about the content. It goes like this. Once upon a time..."
The Scheming Frog relied on his excellent language organization skills to roughly tell Elena the script in his mind.
The core of this story is similar to "Beauty and the Beast", but many aspects have been changed to make it more suitable for publicity and in line with the current social background.
The more Elena listened, the brighter her eyes became. Until the end of the story, she still looked like she had unfulfilled intentions.
To be honest, she had read a lot of story books, but those stories were too cliché.
Basically they are all carved out of a template.
It's always the traveling prince and the down-and-out princess who meet, and the two fall in love together.
Or, the prince paid a private visit incognito, pretending to be an ordinary person, and then fell in love with a kind-hearted aristocratic lady who also experienced life.
These stories have little to do with civilians like them, so naturally they don’t have much sense of involvement. They can only be read for freshness, and they will become tired of them over time.
But "Beauty and the Bloodhoof" is different.
This is a story that happened between a commoner's daughter and an orc warrior. Although the Bloodhoof warriors were very ferocious and terrifying, Elena felt that she could play the role of the heroine well.
She could bring herself into it.
The key female lead has agreed to star, so the rest should be easy to handle.
The scheming frog and Gou Fugui looked at each other, and they could see excitement and teasing in their eyes.
…
"What? You want me to have a relationship with a human female?"
Carl Bloodhoof looked at the scheming frog and Gou Fugui with a confused face.
If he hadn't been familiar with the two strange people in front of him, otherwise he would have stuffed them into the cannon barrel, and then sent them to the sky with a "bang" to count the stars.
"Impossible! Human females are too ugly. I won't like human females!"
"It's not really a conversation, it's just acting."
The scheming frog sighed, feeling like he was playing the piano to a bull.
"I can't even act. If word gets out that I hooked up with a human female, how can I hook up with other cows in the future?"
"You go find someone else, I won't agree."
Kal Bloodhoof flatly refused.
He turned around and hugged his King of the Hill siege cannon, facing the scheming frog and others with his buttocks, and ignored them.
"The most powerful warrior of the Bloodhoof clan besides the chief!"
Carl's cow tail wagged.
"The most handsome warrior of the Bloodhoof clan!"
Carl's cow's tail wagged even more happily.
"The most muscular warrior of the Bloodhoof clan!"
"That's enough!" Carl Bloodhoof turned around and tried his best to control the corners of his mouth that couldn't help but rise.
"Although what you said is true, I still won't agree to it, unless you change the target to a female tauren, and I can reluctantly participate."
Female tauren?
The scheming frog and Gou Fugui looked at each other.
Where would they find a female tauren, and even if they did, what use would it be to include it in the show?
Will the citizens like watching two cows falling in love?
The answer is of course no. Not only do I not like watching it, I also throw eggs and spit.
The scheming frog thought hard, and his eyes wandered to the cannon held by Carl Bloodhoof.
I have heard from players in Winter City before that Karl Bloodhoof is a very special tauren warrior. He is not only good at melee combat, but he is also a good cannon.
Rather than tearing apart enemies with a giant axe, he prefers to fire cannons.
Maybe we can make a fuss about sex.
After thinking for a moment, the scheming frog's eyes lit up, and he rolled his eyes and said seductively to Carl Bloodhoof:
"Karl, this drama is something that His Majesty the Winter King attaches great importance to. Think about it, if you play a big role in this matter, will you be rewarded by the Winter King?"
"For example, more advanced cannons and so on."
"More advanced cannons?!"
Carl Bloodhoof's cow ears became ridged. In the days without cows, he only had two pursuits, one was to shoot cannons, and the other was to upgrade his cannons.
Your Majesty has never been a stingy person.
Carl Bloodhoof thought carefully about the words of the scheming frog. He felt that if he conscientiously completed the things that His Majesty valued, and even performed very well in them, then it was very likely that he would really be rewarded.
It's not too much to ask for a stronger cannon when the time comes. If it doesn't work, it's okay to upgrade the King of the Hill siege cannon in his hand.
At this thought, Karl Bloodhoof suddenly felt that reputation was no longer important.
So he endured the awkwardness in his heart and said to the scheming frog:
"Since it is His Majesty's wish, as a loyal soldier, I should share your Majesty's worries."
"Please arrange a room for me, and I'll finish things with the human female as soon as possible."
"But let me remind you first that all the warriors of our Bloodhoof clan are extremely talented, and I am the leader among them."
"So, you should prepare that human female mentally, because this process is not beautiful. On the contrary, it may be life-threatening."
Scheming frog: "Σ( ° △ °|||)︴??"
Gou Fugui: "(⊙o⊙)!!"
After a long explanation, the scheming frog and Gou Fugui finally corrected Karl's thinking and made him understand that union is not an inevitable process of love, and love in this world can also be without union.
Let alone just acting.
"I see, I really can't understand you humans. From the perspective of us tauren warriors, feelings are the basis for reproduction. If a cow only talks about feelings and does not reproduce, then he will become a shame to the clan."
Kal Bloodhoof shook his head, looking puzzled.
But since he didn't have to do anything, it was better. He felt uncomfortable having to do something with a human female.
Now that the male and female leading actors are already in place, the supporting roles can be arranged at will.
The scheming frog doesn't ask for the performance to be very real. After all, people in this world have never seen a drama, and their acceptance level is very high.
So as long as the performance is good, no matter how poor the acting is, it will definitely be a success.
Time also flew by in the intense rehearsals, and the time soon came to two days later.