paranoianovel Chapter 177 The Angry Pope
Chapter 177 The Angry Pope
Yinyu Hanchuan looked at the three almost indistinguishable options, hesitated for a moment, and finally chose C.
The physical education teacher taught me that when in doubt, choose C.
"Lord, just look at it, we will definitely send greetings to all the eighteen generations of the Pope's ancestors!"
Hearing this, Xiwei showed a look of astonishment, as if he had re-recognized the player in front of him, and pretended to be serious:
"You are brave warriors, how could you do such a vulgar thing? Even if it is just to anger the Pope..."
Xiwei was confused for a moment, feeling that his upright image was almost established, and then nodded and said helplessly:
"Okay, then I'll feel sorry for you all. This is the best way at the moment."
As soon as Xiwei finished speaking, Yinyu Hanchuan found that he had automatically returned to his original position like a tool that had been used up. At the same time, the task prompt popped up in front of other players again:
【Ding! The task has been refreshed]
[Mission goal: scold and anger the Pope]
[Task description: Although I am despised by your plan, the situation is stronger than the people, and the aboveboard Eagle Lord has to sadly agree to your idea]
[Task Restrictions: Eagle Leader Force Players]
[Task reward: Equipment lottery ticket × 5, experience value 5000]
[Task tip: The mortality rate of this task is extremely high, please arrange the resurrection crystal in advance]
…
Players: "..."
There is such a feeling that there is no human being inside or outside.
And the resurrection crystal?
They don't seem to have the ability to place resurrection crystals.
Just when the players were puzzled, they discovered that the Eagle Lord had quickly taken out an embryo of a resurrection crystal and dropped it on the ground.
Half a minute later, a crystal clear temporary resurrection crystal appeared in front of the players.
Isn’t it disdainful as promised? Why does it feel like the Eagle Lord can't wait?
This is like calling a coffin shop to make a coffin while telling you not to die.
The players looked at the Eagle Lord with strange eyes, but the latter seemed to have just completed a procedure and returned to the front of the military formation expressionlessly, hugging his little maid.
The players did not struggle for long, after all, completing the task was the top priority.
They looked at each other and discussed for a while, then formed a long line and slowly advanced towards the city gate.
After a while they had roughly entered the shooting range of the archers on the city wall.
When they were still approaching, the archers on the city wall suddenly drew their bows and fired arrows.
"Swish swish"
"Fuck! Sneak attack!"
"Hide quickly, hide quickly."
"Priest, please increase your health. You are so stupid. You are low level and don't have a shield. You won't increase your health!"
…
Facing the incoming arrow rain, the players yelled and dodged. In the end, more than a dozen players who were unable to dodge died, and other players withdrew from the shooting range of their bows and arrows.
At this time, a dividing line had been drawn in front of the gate of Dragon Fire City by arrows stuck on the ground.
Players know that this is the best place to use their keyboard warrior abilities.
They hesitated for a moment and started yelling and cursing at the Pope on the city wall, but they were basically dry, non-nutritious trash talk.
The Pope just looked on with an indifferent expression, indifferent.
Suddenly allowing them to perform in such a real environment for no reason, it somewhat limits their keyboard warrior characteristics hidden behind the computer screen.
Just when the players' voices became quieter and quieter, and they gradually became helpless, a tall figure stood up, and it was Yan Shuang who was the most handsome.
He made a silent gesture towards the players, then raised an index finger and shook it left and right.
"You can't do it, let me do it!"
He has changed his profession to a knight and can rely on his fighting spirit to increase the intensity of his voice. In addition, he is more eye-catching. As the keyboard warrior who yells at the city, he does his job.
Yan Shuang, the most handsome man, took two steps forward. He was close to the boundary drawn by the arrow. The big sword was inserted into the ground with a "clang" sound. His anger sank in his Dantian, stimulating his fighting spirit. He pointed at the Pope on the wall and let out a deafening shout. The yelling:
"You're a bastard-like Pope, you're an old bastard, you're an incompletely evolved anorectal animal, a genetically mutated ape-turned human, you're such a coward and you're still the Pope, you're so awesome and you're going to argue with your grandfather and me? Why are you shooting your toothpick on the wall? It shows your shortcomings and incompetence?"
"Look at your slouchy clothes. The wrinkles would kill a fly. You're still wearing such fancy clothes. Who are you showing off to?"
"Don't you know what you are like? A kindergarten-level high school student, a frog with congenital Mongolian syndrome, an abandoned baby from the Mount Everest snowman, a septic tank clogged murderer, a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a super shameless voice Loudspeaker…”
…
(*°▽°*)
The players were dumbfounded as they looked at the crazy output of Yan Shuang, the most handsome man. He kept clicking like a machine gun. The key is that not a single sentence was repeated.
The pope on the city wall had already turned black. Although he didn't understand some of the soldiers below, he still understood most of them.
The most hateful thing is that this soldier has been cursing for three minutes and hasn't stopped yet!
"...humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that even master alchemists dare not study, raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, half-orcs that even half-orcs look down on you, a disgusting thing like you can only play a role in a TV series Dude, if you want to find a woman, you have to go to the plane of the dead. If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body so as not to pollute the mainland environment. Even the amoeba protozoa cannot survive on the staff you have touched. Idiots can be your teachers. , even a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak! If your ugliness can enhance magic, then the magic in the world will instantly expand three times, arrows will fly towards you on the battlefield, and pyrotechnics will explode when they see you. …”
Yan Shuang, the most handsome, has gradually become better. From the beginning, he used Blue Star's curse words to rote, and now he combines the reality of Kane Continent.
If he hadn't seen the magic power boiling all over the Pope's body and his figure leaping out of the city wall and swooping down, he could still be cursing here for an hour.
A long blood bar unfolded, and the dazzling threat level was reflected in Yan Shuang's most handsome eyes, which were a little bright red.
[Pope Barda-Kulmora (Skull)]
[Pope (61-80)-Level 68-Nightmare]
"The health bar is bright!"
"Fuck! Level 68, nightmare!"
Amid the exclamations of the players, the Pope's figure was seen twisting in mid-air, and then instantly appeared in front of the most handsome Yan Shuang.
His old face contained anger, his eyes were a little red, the divine light on his body surged, and lightsabers condensed behind him, gradually filling the entire sky.
"You will pay for your ignorance!"
Kulmora pinched Yan Shuang's most handsome neck and lifted it up. His eyes lit up with a dazzling light, which made Yan Shuang's most handsome eyes shed tears.
Yan Shuang had the most handsome premonition that if it weren't for the fact that he had turned off his pain sense, his eyes would be in extreme pain at this moment.
Too bad he's a player.
He looked at Kulmora with a look on his face. His sense of pain was turned off. He could not feel the feeling of suffocation. He just felt that his brain was a little dizzy, but this did not affect him from giving the Pope the final blow.
"Old bitch...hetui~!"
A mouthful of thick phlegm sprayed on Kulmora's face, which completely angered the old pope who had been patient for a long time.
He roared angrily, and the divine light spread all over his body and turned into crimson flames, instantly burning Yan Shuangshuai into ashes.
The densely packed lightsabers in the sky also burned. Under the furious gaze of the old pope, following the direction of his finger, they shot towards the players watching the excitement not far away.
[ps: The Pope is the Son of God 81-100]