paranoianovel Chapter 129
Chapter 129
Seeing the happy egg start singing, the audience in the live broadcast room screamed excitedly.
[It's started!!Finally started!! a happy egg who doesn't sing is not a good happy egg!!]
[I thought the Dirty Emperor had changed his ways!! it turned out that he was just possessed by someone else!!]
[You guys think too much!!The dirty emperor just took the money from the live broadcast platform and dragged the live broadcast time!!Manual funny!!]
[I thought the dirty emperor saw that it was a sister, and his subordinates showed mercy!!!]
[The first warning of the bad woman !!! the Dirty Emperor trembles!!!]
Colonel Guan on the commentary seat was also shocked when he saw it: "Okay Xie Lei's children's shoes have started to harvest the game!!It is estimated that the dirty emperor received his wife's death glare!! and dared to show mercy to his women's subordinates!!!
Miller retorted: "Ahem!! when will the Dirty Emperor have preferential treatment for women!!Colonel, you think too much!!The last time I commented on his game, his Bai Fumei opponent was miserable!! hahaha!!!"
Wang Yue watched the happy egg use the [Singing] skill, a trace of ruthlessness flashed in his eyes, and then he gritted his teeth and shouted at the Fierce Bite Land Shark: "Rush up and use the [Dragon Claw] !!"
Xie Lei looked at the fierce bite land shark that rushed up, and after glancing at the blue light on its hand, he ignored it, the happy egg still has more than 500 blood, and the dragon claw is just scratching it!
Sure enough, after the fierce bite land shark used the dragon claw twice, it fell asleep next to the happy egg, and when it fell asleep, Xie Lei said: "First eat an egg to return to blood, and then use [Ask for Rain] to change the weather." "
Xie Lei saw that the quicksand hell was not over yet, so he had to speak: "Happy Egg uses the Freezing Fist to freeze the Fierce Biting Land Shark, don't kill it first, and then clean it up when the quicksand hell is over!!
After hearing this, the happy egg looked at the sleeping fierce bite land shark next to him and grinned, and the little short hand carried the ice energy and slapped at the fierce bite land shark, and it was not until the second time that the fierce bite land shark was frozen, and just as the quicksand hell was over, he hurriedly took out another egg to make up for himself.
Miller: "Okay!!!Now that I've announced that Kyoto University's plan has gone bankrupt, and one egg has returned more than 400 HP, I don't think even their ace Diamond Rank Bankiras will be able to hit this stat on Happy Egg!!"
Colonel Guan guessed: "I estimate that the Dirty Emperor will send the Blastoise to appear, I just recalled that the Blastoise also seems to have a super evolution stone hanging around its neck, and Jiang Cheng's three diamond-level Pokémon are twice as weak as the water!!"
When the commentary seat began to discuss the next one, the happy egg was also full of blood, and Xie Lei didn't want to drag it down and said to the happy egg: "Solve it, happy egg!! playing with sand is too dirty!!"
Needless to say, the Happy Egg is going to deal with the Fierce Bite Land Shark, but it has just eaten a meal of sand and it is very unhappy, and it is thinking about how to deal with the ice sculpture of the Fierce Bite Land Shark.
After hearing Xie Lei's words, he remembered the frozen fist just now, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily curled, feeling that it was not bad to use the fierce bite land shark as a sandbag, so the happy egg held a pair of small fists against the fierce bite land shark and posed the posture of a boxer it learned from TV, and then the fierce bite of the land shark is a small fist punch hammer in your heart, anyway, the thunderbolt fist, the frozen fist and the flame fist are hammered in turn.
[!!I feel that the fierce bite of the land shark must be broken down now!!The dignified quasi-god brother was actually hammered to death with a fist by a happy egg that only had about 10 points of physical attack!!! It's so embarrassing!!]
[This devil egg is really murderous!! except for the damage of the frozen fist, the other two are simply itchy!!]
[This is too insulting!!!]
[I guess I've just eaten sand and I'm full of happy eggs and want to exercise and digest it!!Funny!!]
[The routine of biting the land shark just now is also quite dirty, and it will be strange if the happy egg doesn't retaliate and come back!!!!]
The happy egg grinded the fierce bite land shark to death in front of everyone's eyes, and when the fierce bite land shark fell, it did not forget to give it a contemptuous look.
Colonel Guan looked at the Fierce Bite Land Shark, whose body and mind were destroyed by the happy egg, and said with a somewhat unbearable smile: "I personally suggest that Sister Wang Yue and others will send the Fierce Bite Land Shark to see a psychiatrist!!! Of course, this is just my personal kind suggestion, and I really don't laugh at it!!"
Miller immediately scolded him: "If you don't laugh, I think Sister Wang Yue will believe it, but I also recommend that the fierce bite land shark go to see a psychiatrist!!poof!!hahahaha!!I can't help it!!I'm sorry!!! hahaha!!"
Colonel Guan turned his head to Miller and scolded with a smile: "Look!!I'm also professionally trained, and I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it!!hahaha!!!! especially the contemptuous look at the happy egg at the end!!I'm sorry, we really can't help it!!haha!!!"
The two argued for a while before continuing to analyze the game.
Miller: "Okay, enough jokes, let's take a look at the information on Kyoto University's only remaining children's shoes!!"
Colonel Guan: "There is a saying that the 3 diamond-level Pokémon in Jiang Cheng's children's shoes are still very good, and the sandstorm team composed of Bankiras, Mane Rock Werewolf and Dragon Gopher is still very strong. "
Miller: "The Sandstorm team is really easy to use, but it is a team battle of more than 2vs2 that can bring out the full strength of the team, but today is a first-year exchange battle, and the advantage of the 1vs1 Sandstorm team has been reduced a lot, but with the suppression of ranks, I feel that Jiang Chengtong's shoes still have a high winning rate!!
Colonel Guan was very surprised and said: "There is a probability that the game with my idol will be opened five or five??? how can it be that my idol has always been open ninety-one!!! Anyway, the official has stopped betting, and now it will not be violated, I voted for the dirty emperor one against five yesterday, and voted one million!! hahaha!! a set of big flats in the demon capital beckons to me now!!
These Millers were really frightened, and he asked very confusedly: "How dare you buy it like this?? Not to mention his strength, if the Dirty Emperor is not the first to play, won't the money be soaked?"
Colonel Guan showed off very loudly: "Didn't there be news a few days ago that the Dirty Emperor said in the classroom that he wanted a string !!!of five slaps in the face of Kyoto University?
Miller said with some envy: "You are really not a friend enough, although I have heard of it, but I thought it was just a rumor!!Who knew it was true!!