paranoianovel Chapter 205 No one can stop him from pretending to be critical
Chapter 205 No one can stop him from pretending to be critical
"Master, jump quickly, we are all waiting for you to jump down!"
"Yes, yes, don't just talk but don't practice. Isn't it more than 500 feet? If it is a thousand feet higher, you will still dare to jump on the clouds."
"That's right, for the eldest son, these are all child's play. I bet a thousand coins that if the eldest son jumps down, not only will he not fall to death, but he will also land smoothly!"
"I bet five thousand coins!"
"I bet my wife that the eldest son will become a meat pie!"
Among the tens of thousands of people, there were some who persuaded and some who heckled.
"Holy shit! Will the eldest son dance? If he does, God will be shocked by you!"
"If I jump down and survive the fall, the world will be in turmoil!"
"Nima, you are talking nonsense. If the world comes to an end, it will be like a piece of meat!"
"I suddenly had an inspiration. I'm not afraid of being smashed into a meat pie. I want to leave a good name in the world!"
"The gods are so wise in this world, but they are stupid!"
"Don't be afraid, young master. You are a capable person and you will be fine. Don't be too cowardly to jump!"
At this time, tens of thousands of Tiance troops also came to the scene.
"what's the situation?"
They couldn't help but ask, and when they learned the details, they were all heartbroken!
Especially the soldiers who surrendered from the Xiliang Army cried out.
"Brother, it seems we are blind. The eldest young master is not a hero at all, but a fool!"
"What are you doing, Silly Que? Don't insult Silly Que. Silly Que can't possibly do such a thing!"
"The thing I regret most in my life is to defect to the eldest son!"
"Looks like we're looking for a new home again."
"Why are you looking for a new partner? Your loyalty? You just said you would swear allegiance to the death!"
"Yes, I swear loyalty to the death, but the eldest son will die soon, and no one will be loyal to him!"
After Guo Jia heard the cries of these unruly people, his face turned extremely pale, and he pulled out his sword with a clang, "Come here, kill all these people who are watching!"
"Order!"
All the soldiers were also furious, it must be these unruly people who wanted to harm the eldest son.
When they swarmed up.
Suddenly, exclamations resounded throughout the world.
"Jump, the eldest son is down!"
Everyone froze, except for his head, which looked up, his eyes getting bigger and bigger.
I saw a man jumping down from the mountain, wearing a golden helmet and gold armor. Who else could it be if he wasn't Yuan Tan?
on the cliff.
The moment Yuan Tan jumped down, Dian Wei fell to his knees in fear. From birth to now, this fierce general has never been as timid as a mouse at this moment.
The second person to kneel down was Xun Yu. He climbed directly to the edge of the cliff and looked at the man who was going down. He was heartbroken and said, "Young Master, you idiot, why do you really want to jump? Come back and I surrender." ?"
"You idiot, you didn't surrender long ago. You only surrendered after you jumped!"
Dian Wei went berserk, pulled out his double iron halberds and smashed them at him.
Xun Yu didn't offer any resistance and closed his eyes with tears streaming down his face. If he had known that Yuan Tan could really dance, he would have surrendered long ago. Deep in my heart, there is a deformed kindness of knowing and encountering.
Would Cao Cao jump off a cliff for him?
Certainly not.
Then it is self-evident to choose whom to be loyal to.
"He is a wise master, but he is a bit stupid..." Xun Yu burst into tears. He secretly swore that if he could go back alive, he would never give Cao Cao another trick in his life, in order to repay the silly and lovely Yuan Tan.
At this moment.
Ergouzi exclaimed: "Don't cut it yet, the eldest son is holding an umbrella!"
When Dian Wei stopped, the iron halberd was already 1 centimeters away from Xun Yu, and he almost died from brain splitting.
"What's the use of an umbrella? Sooner or later it will be blown apart or blown away by the wind. That's how Luban died!" Dian Wei said as he looked down and saw a bunch of umbrellas appearing.
Xun Yu was very surprised. Is there anyone else with this skill? However, it can only prove that you are really stupid, what else can you prove?
Umbrella, hold on and don't break it!
They scream inwardly.
I saw that Yuan Tan's descent was slow and erratic.
"The umbrella is really not broken! Is it really possible to jump down!" Xun Yu was ecstatic, "God heard my prayer!"
"Pray that you will be paralyzed!" Dian Wei slapped the man on the back of the head and said happily: "Wow, the eldest son is awesome. This only proves that my eldest son is a god and has nothing to do with a common man like you!"
Logically speaking, the umbrella should have been broken long ago, and Yuan Tan had already fallen to his death.
If it's not broken now, it probably won't be.
Xun Yu didn't feel any pain at all. He looked down with his eyes wide open, and gradually his eyes turned red. "Young Master, don't break! Don't break, Young Master! As long as you don't break, First Young Master, I will risk my life and be shameless. I will defect immediately." You, let’s do Cao Mengde together!”
Then he said to himself: "Actually, my subordinates have long disliked Cao Mengde. He is ambitious and treats the people well for the sake of reputation. He is not as good as the eldest son. He does not keep high-yielding crops privately but gives them to the people for free."
Dian Wei and the others were stunned. Seeing that Yuan Tan was fine, they became happy and started teasing him.
"Commander, aren't you going to surrender? Aren't you going to be loyal to Cao Cao? Aren't you going to stop swearing?"
"Why are you so disloyal and unjust now when you talk so profanely and change families?"
"Aren't you afraid of eternal infamy?"
Xun Yu rolled his eyes, thinking that this bullshit would mean eternal infamy. The eldest young master jumped so damn hard. If I don’t vote, I will be infamous forever. If I vote, I will immediately gain eternal fame by following the eldest young master.
"The eldest son is fine, hahahaha, the eldest son is awesome! I, Dianwei, will not obey anyone in my life, so I will obey you!"
At this moment, Yuan Tan was already halfway up the mountain.
In fact, he was quite panicked because it was his first time skydiving after all.
Fortunately, the system gave him the ability of a skydiving master. After jumping, he immediately became familiar with it.
He was floating in the air, enjoying the moment, thinking that no wonder rich people spent a lot of money to skydive, it was just so cool.
However, no matter who it is, it can't match his current demeanor.
After all, there are more than [-] people below waiting for him to fall to death, but he still refuses to die. Do you think it is irritating or not?
"Fuck!"
Especially the air wave caused by the huge "fuck" sound made him rise to a higher level.
If you hadn't heard the screams of more than [-] people, you wouldn't know how shocking it would be.
Faced with this situation, even Yuan Tan couldn't help but shout "Fuck!"
Followed by immense pride.
He thanked heaven, thanked earth, and thanked God for taking him through time.
Since time traveling, I have learned to show off.
Pretending to be cool for a while, pretending to be cool all the time!
At this moment, in this world, in this universe, who can stop him from showing off?
And the people were all shocked.
Guo Jia, in particular, finally understood what turbulent waves and landslides meant.
That person, not only didn’t fall as expected, he was still flying!
Like a pure white cloud, it flies east to west, wherever it wants.
People can fly!
It just overturned the three views.
The dream that started with the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors in ancient times, and the things that the sages of all ages could only dream of, have been realized!
"You see! This is my lord. He had nothing back then, but now he can fly!" Guo Jia said proudly.
Xu Huang and the others were very angry. What do you mean by your lord? He is our lord.
Who was scared to tears just now?
Now that you are pretending, would you like to ask this world-famous military advisor, are you really okay if you are so shameless?