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All My Murim Noonas Are Obsessed With Me! Novel
All My Murim Noonas Are Obsessed With Me! Novel
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Reincarnated into the murim realm with a frail physique incapable of martial cultivation, the protagonist discovers an unexpected gift: a glimpse into fate itself. Yet his true power lies beneath a simple mask—upon its removal, legendary martial noonas across the realm become utterly entranced, competing fiercely for his attention. Blessed with extraordinary beauty and the ability to foresee tomorrow's events, he navigates a world of cultivators and combat without lifting a finger. Expect stunning martial heroines consumed by obsession, breathtaking action sequences, and an ever-growing harem of legendary warriors drawn to his irresistible charm.
- Chapter 1: A Cliche Beginning
- Chapter 2: Meeting The Heaven Of The Divine Cult
- Chapter 3: Never Take Free Alcohol
- Chapter 4: The Destined Partner Of The Heavenly Demon. . .Is Me?!
- Chapter 5: She Turned Out To Be A Yandere
- Chapter 6: A Taste Of The Secular World
- Chapter 7: The Borrowed Escape
- Chapter 8: Five Great Families
- Chapter 9: Stop Trying To Peek Under My Hood, Noona!
- Chapter 10: Was My Master Actually An Ancient Pervert?
- Chapter 11: The Sichuan Tang Clan
- Chapter 12: Tang Ayeon, My Idol!
- Chapter 13: Why Did You Take Me To A Tavern, Miss?
- Chapter 14: Why I Don’t Want To Show My Face
- Chapter 15: Why I Don’t Want To Show My Face (2)
- Chapter 16: The Sword Empress
- Chapter 17: Lately, Miss Tang Has Been Acting Weird
- Chapter 18: Meeting The Sword Empress For The First Time
- Chapter 19: Have I Met You Before, Sword Empress?
- Chapter 20: The Temptations Of A Disciple (1)
- Chapter 21: The Temptations Of A Disciple (2)
- Chapter 22: Yeah, Don’t Go Around Saying ’ILY’
- Chapter 23: I’m Just A Chill Guy, Yo
- Chapter 24: Vampires Are F*cking Scary!
- Chapter 25: Vampires Are F*cking Scary! (2)
- Chapter 26: Screw Them Vampires!
- Chapter 27: Tell Me, Miss Ayeon. Am I Pretty? (1)
- Chapter 28: Tell Me, Miss Ayeon. Am I Pretty? (2)
- Chapter 29: You’re Hurting Me, Miss Tang (1) (18+)
- Chapter 30: You’re Hurting Me, Miss Tang (2) (18+)
- Chapter 31: You’re Hurting Me, Miss Tang (3) (18+)
- Chapter 32: Just Kidding!
- Chapter 33: Why Have I Heard Of This Masked Golden Ghost Before?
- Chapter 34: Master, I Miss You
- Chapter 35: The Weight of Ten Years
- Chapter 36: [Rosario of Protection]
- Chapter 37: One Of Those Sleepless Nights Eh, Miss Tang?
- Chapter 38: What’s A Sword Flower?
- Chapter 39: Betrayal By A Woman You Trust Really Does Sting
- Chapter 40: Soaked in Suspicion
- Chapter 41: Miss Sword Empress Is A Pervert As Well
- Chapter 42: I’m Sick, So Take Care Of Me!
- Chapter 43: Do I Still Deserve To Be Beside You?
- Chapter 44: The Heavenly Demon’s Might
- Chapter 45: Do Not Peer Too Deep Into The Will Of The Heavens
- Chapter 46: Drink With Me, Please?
- Chapter 47: A Painting To Remember
- Chapter 48: A Painting To Remember (2)
- Chapter 49: Time To Meet The Family (1)
- Chapter 50: Time To Meet The Family (2)
- Chapter 51: Isn’t ‘Hermit’ An English Word?
- Chapter 52: Perhaps This World Isn’t The Only One?
- Chapter 53: A Bra This Big?
- Chapter 54: You Dare Touch My Boy?!
- Chapter 55: Vampires Suck Ass, Man
- Chapter 56: What Happens At A Dark Cavern?
- Chapter 57: The Beginning Of The Sword Empress’s Obsession
- Chapter 58: Why Are You Doing This, Miss Empress? (18+)
- Chapter 59: Why Are You Doing This, Miss Empress? (2) (18+)
- Chapter 60: Why Are You Doing This, Miss Empress? (3) (18+)
- Chapter 61: Treatments Shouldn’t Involve These. . .Fluids
- Chapter 62: Do You Remember Your Noona?
- Chapter 63: Your Big Sister’s Coming Soon!
- Chapter 64: Golden Orchid Tavern
- Chapter 65: Sword Flower Or Sword Demon? (1)
- Chapter 66: Sword Flower Or Sword Demon (2)
- Chapter 67: Sword Flower Or Sword Demon (3)
- Chapter 68: Sword Flower Or Sword Demon (4)
- Chapter 69: Sword Flower Or Sword Demon (5)
- Chapter 70: Golden Orchid Tavern (1)
- Chapter 71: Golden Orchid Tavern (2)
- Chapter 72: Golden Orchid Tavern (3)
- Chapter 73: Dear Customer, Can I Have Your Body?
- Chapter 74: Was It Tasty, Sir?
- Chapter 75: Long Time No See, Master (1)
- Chapter 76: Long Time No See, Master (2)
- Chapter 77: Long Time No See, Master (3)
- Chapter 78: My Boy? Your Boy? Whose Boy? (1)
- Chapter 79: My Boy? Your Boy? Whose Boy? (2)
- Chapter 80: My Boy? Your Boy? Whose Boy? (3)
- Chapter 81: Get Your Hands Off Him
- Chapter 82: Only Yuseong Exists for Me
- Chapter 83: Is This A Vampire Lord Or Lady?
- Chapter 84: The Lady Bathed In Blue Lightning (1)
- Chapter 85: The Lady Bathed In Blue Lightning (2)
- Chapter 86: Master, I Miss You (1)
- Chapter 87: Master, I Miss You (2)
- Chapter 88: Long Time No See, Sword Empress!
- Chapter 89: Getting My Ass Slapped By A Loli (1)
- Chapter 90: Getting My Ass Slapped By A Loli (2)
- Chapter 91: Trail Of Blue Lightning
- Chapter 92: Men Went Extinct (1)
- Chapter 93: Men Went Extinct (2)
- Chapter 94: This World’s Saintess (1)
- Chapter 95: This World’s Saintess (2)
- Chapter 96: Dang Ayeong’s A Dangerous Woman (1)
- Chapter 97: Dang Ayeong’s A Dangerous Woman (2)
- Chapter 98: Dang Ayeong’s A Dangerous Woman (3) (18+)
- Chapter 99: Dang Ayeong’s A Dangerous Woman (4) (18+)
- Chapter 100: Dang Ayeong’s A Dangerous Woman (5) (18+)
- Chapter 101: Dang Ayeong’s A Dangerous Woman (6) (18+)
- Chapter 102: Dang Ayeong’s A Dangerous Woman (7) (18+) (END)
- Chapter 103: What A Beautiful Man (1) (18+)
- Chapter 104: What A Beautiful Man (2)
- Chapter 105: Martial Alliance Summit (1)
- Chapter 106: Martial Alliance Summit (2)
- Chapter 107: Martial Alliance Summit (3)
- Chapter 108: Martial Alliance Summit (4)
- Chapter 109 - 2 Centimeters Is Still A Lot! (1)
- Chapter 110 - 2 Centimeters Is Still A Lot! (2)
- Chapter 111: The Perfect Husband Material
- Chapter 112: The Perfect Husband Material? (18+)
- Chapter 113: The Perfect Husband Material. (18+)
- Chapter 114: The Divine Thief’s Stash
- Chapter 115: The Divine Thief’s Stash (2)
- Chapter 116: The Divine Thief’s Stash (3)
- Chapter 117: I’ll Be Your Ideal Woman
- Chapter 118: A Body Like Mine Is Hard To Find!