paranoianovel Chapter 25 A Forced Kiss of the Mysterious Flight Attendant Xia Ning
Chapter 25 A Forced Kiss of the Mysterious Flight Attendant Xia Ning
The Gallic gentleman's face instantly turned a deep liver color.
Under the threat of death, he disregarded all gentlemanly manners and desperately stuck out his tongue.
The facial muscles contorted into all sorts of bizarre and comical shapes, the force so intense it seemed as if they were trying to rip the tongue out by the roots.
However, the human physiological structure makes this an almost impossible task.
No matter how hard he tried, the few centimeters between the tip of his tongue and the tip of his nose seemed like an insurmountable chasm.
The 60-second countdown has ended.
"Challenge failed." Xia Ning's verdict was cold and ruthless.
The moment the words left his mouth, the middle-aged gentleman's body stiffened abruptly, followed by a sickeningly loud sound of bones dislocating.
His torso and limbs were twisted violently at angles that violated his physiological structure, like a towel being twisted by an invisible giant hand. In just a few seconds, his whole body was twisted into a grotesque "human-shaped twisted rope".
This horrific scene terrified all the survivors in the cabin.
The next moment, from the shadows at the rear of the cabin, the scarlet tongue shot out again with lightning speed, precisely coiling around the still slightly twitching, twisted body, and quickly retreating into the depths of darkness...
"Unfortunately," Xia Ning said with a hint of mockery, "this Gallic gentleman's tongue is just a little too short."
She chuckled softly, her gaze sweeping over everyone. "Then, let the game continue."
After saying that, she casually snapped her fingers.
The lights began to flash wildly, sweeping across the faces of the crowd, faces etched with fear and pleading.
Finally, as if controlled by an invisible hand, the pale beam of light enveloped Lin Feng once again without deviation.
"It's him again!"
"That young man from the Dragon Kingdom..."
"I wonder if he'll be so lucky this time?"
Amidst the whispers, there was sympathy and a barely perceptible sense of relief—at least, it wasn't them this time.
Lin Feng took a deep breath, his face showing little panic.
He stood up and walked towards the flight attendant holding the cards.
The thorn pattern on the back of the card moves as if it were alive.
He casually pulled out a card and handed it over.
The flight attendant flipped the card over to reveal its contents:
Do something that flight attendants both love and hate.
[Time Limit: 90 seconds]
There was a moment of silence in the cabin, followed by a suppressed uproar.
"This... both love and hate? How is that possible!"
"Love and hate are contradictory; such a thing simply doesn't exist!"
"Oh no, this is harder than drinking water upside down!"
This seemingly vague requirement is actually more daunting than a clearly defined task.
How can you please these strange beings while simultaneously triggering their negative emotions?
—This is simply an impossible task!
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The live stream chat in the Dragon Kingdom exploded with comments:
"Holy crap! This question is way too abstract! It makes this weird flight attendant both love and hate it?!"
"Fawning? No, only love, no hate. Provocation? No, only hate, no love. There's no solution!"
"Could you help her tidy up her appearance, and then accidentally pull out a hair from her head? (Just kidding!)"
"Hey upstairs, do you want Brother Feng to turn into a pretzel? That's clearly a death trap!"
"I bet five cents that Lin Feng is definitely up to something! I believe in God Feng!"
"My mind went completely blank; this is an answer no human could possibly come up with!"
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Just as the viewers in the live broadcast room and the passengers in the cabin were caught in a mental block, thinking that the task was almost unsolvable, Lin Feng only pondered for a moment, and a look of understanding flashed in his eyes.
Without hesitation, amidst the astonished gazes of the crowd, he walked straight towards Xia Ning, who was standing at the front of the cabin.
Soon, Lin Feng stood in front of Xia Ning.
Xia Ning raised an eyebrow slightly, seemingly wanting to see what this young man, who had repeatedly brought "surprises," would do.
The next second, Lin Feng did something that left everyone speechless—
He reached out and gently but firmly embraced Xia Ning's slender waist.
Then, to Xia Ning's astonishment, he pulled Xia Ning's delicate body into his arms, lowered his head, and precisely kissed her luscious red lips!
"Buzz—"
The entire cabin was deathly silent; even the sound of breathing had disappeared.
All the passengers' eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as they stared in disbelief at this insane scene.
He... dared to kiss Xia Ning, the enigmatic and unpredictable flight attendant who held the power of life and death?!
The kiss lasted a full five seconds.
Lin Feng even brazenly probed into the tip of his tongue, with an almost provocative entanglement.
He then stepped back and looked calmly at the other person, as if what he had just done was nothing out of the ordinary.
Xia Ning stood frozen in place, and for the first time, a clear and intense emotional fluctuation appeared on her face, which always carried a sweet yet cold smile.
A blush crept up her fair cheeks at a visible speed, spreading all the way to her ears.
In her captivating eyes, disbelief flashed first, followed by a hint of shyness, mixed with a sense of offended anger.
"You!" Xia Ning's voice lost its usual composure. She suddenly raised her hand and slapped her.
A crisp, resounding slap landed squarely on Lin Feng's face.
The slap was quite forceful; Lin Feng's cheek turned slightly to the side, leaving a clear finger mark.
The atmosphere inside the cabin was extremely tense.
Everyone thought that Lin Feng would be twisted into a pretzel in the next moment.
However, after Xia Ning slapped him, her chest heaved slightly, her teeth clenched around her lower lip, and she glared at Lin Feng with a complicated expression.
There was anger and shame in his eyes, but strangely, there was no murderous intent.
[Xia Ning's favorability with the mysterious flight attendant increases by 10!]
Current favorability rating: 98/100
Lin Feng's heart pounded wildly. He had once again made a precise move in this risky gamble!
Only two points left...
Once the favorability rating reaches 100, the final storyline of "many children, many blessings" will officially begin.
A few seconds later, Xia Ning regained some of her coldness, but still announced in a slightly strange voice: "Challenge... passed."
"Whoosh—!"
An incredulous gasp erupted from inside the cabin.
It actually succeeded?!
The Dragon Kingdom's live stream room was instantly flooded with cheers and exclamation marks:
"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! He survived a kiss! Feng Shen is amazing!!"
"I get it! Love is an instinctive flutter of the heart (even the slightest one), hate is the anger of being offended! Love and hate at the same time! Absolutely brilliant!"
"How does Lin Feng's brain work? How could he even think of something like this? He's practically a genius!"
"A slap for a life, that's a steal! Brother Feng's move was phenomenal!"
"Lin Feng, the Chosen One of the Dragon Kingdom, has unlocked the achievement: Teasing the Bizarre Flight Attendant and Surviving!"
"Hahaha, look how scared the other Chosen Ones are, their eyes are practically popping out of their sockets!"
"The key is that Xia Ning didn't kill him! What does that mean? It means our Brother Feng is charming! (doge)"
"Textbook-level rule interpretation! Now I'll know what to do when I encounter these ambiguous tasks in the future!"
"We won! We survived another round! Brother Feng, you are our light!"