The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Chapter 2401 The Weird Bat Family (12)

Chapter 2432 The Weird Bat Family (12)

The clown was a little sleepy at this point.

Although he is the leader of Gotham's super criminals, he does not spend 20 hours a day building bombs and 4 hours doing destruction. It is Batman, not the Joker, who has such a vigorous experience. The Joker has to eat and sleep.

Anyone who was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night saw a faint green light coming from downstairs, and someone was shouting some slogans, which made him feel restless, and he would probably not have a good temper.

The Joker vaguely recognized the person underneath who seemed to be the Green Lantern, but he couldn't be sure because it was too dark, and the green light was actually a green light he called.

The Joker wasn't very interested in creatures that weren't Batman, but he couldn't tolerate anyone disturbing his sweet dreams, so he just took a bomb from the drawer and threw it.

boom!

This was actually just a grenade, not very powerful, but the opponent seemed to have been seriously injured suddenly, and the green light flew out and stopped lighting up.

The clown saw many green lights suddenly explode and then disappeared into the air. He thought that the light might be a battery. When he exploded like this, not only did it lose power, but it also electrocuted the Green Lantern.

But the clown didn't care about the damage he had caused. He closed the curtains and was about to go back to sleep, but he suddenly heard a shout from the other side, "Damn it!"

This shout was a bit loud, and the clown noticed that many nearby windows were lit up, apparently waking up many people.

Once the windows were lit, the street was no longer so dark. The clown lived on the third floor, which was not far from the street. He looked through the gap in the curtains and saw, oh, wild Bruce Wayne.

The reason why I don't say he is Batman is because this guy doesn't wear a mask at all, and his facial features are clearly exposed, for fear that others will not know that he is a rich man.

But what makes the clown a little confused is that the uniform he is wearing has a bat pattern on the chest, but it is a mutant bat, and he also wears a ring that emits green light. What is this? Green Lantern and Batman's Stitches?

The clown immediately became interested, but at this moment he found that the dark muzzles of guns were beginning to protrude from the lighted windows. He quickly put on his clothes, ran downstairs, and lay down on the ground. The Green Lantern Batman was brought back.

Carrying Green Lantern Batman's collar, he went upstairs. The other person didn't struggle at all. After turning on the light in the living room and throwing the guy on the sofa, the Joker realized that the other person was unconscious.

The clown hesitated for a moment, and was about to take some drastic measures to wake him up when the other person sat up smartly and waved his fist in an attempt to punch the approaching clown.

The Joker dodged nimbly. In the past, if Batman hit him, he would not hide, but now he had to retain a clear vision to see what happened to this wild Green Lantern Batman.

The Joker had been idle before this, Batman wandered off somewhere, and the city was reduced to ruins. He had no interest in participating in city construction and basically just hid at home and slept every day.

The Joker was already upset that he missed the welcome ceremony to welcome Batman, but unexpectedly, those idiots just got some Batman parts and called him 10 times a day to show off. Now he picked up one. Living Batman, why don't you take a good look at it.

"Who are you?" Green Lantern Batman asked confused.

"You've never seen a clown?"

"Who is the clown?"

The clown rubbed his hands and grinned. He turned out to be a newbie Batman. Very good. Now it's interesting.

"A super criminal, a super evil criminal who is against you, haven't you seen him?"

"No, there are no evil criminals in front of me, only good people and dead people."

The Joker was stunned. He looked up and down at Green Lantern Batman. This Batman was younger than the one he knew, but he couldn't be considered a child anymore. He should be said to be a young man. And why did the tone of this young man's speech seem familiar?

"Then how do you distinguish between good people and dead people?" the clown asked tentatively.

"Those who obey are good people, and those who disobey are dead. It's that simple." Green Lantern Batman said: "Have you seen my lamp furnace?"

His natural questioning tone made the Joker more and more familiar. The last person to speak to him in this tone was Batman's group of crazy birds, referred to as crazy teenagers.

"You kill everyone who doesn't listen to you?"

"You don't want to lecture me, do you? Madman." Green Lantern Batman said with an impatient look on his face, "So what? They talk about justice, but they don't even dare to kill criminals. The dead are crying and whispering in my ears every day, don't let me do this, don't let me do that, I will be at peace after they die. "

The Joker pursed his lips.

The so-called Batman-Joker duality is exactly like this. When Batman looks like Batman, the Joker is the Joker, but when Batman starts to look like the Joker, the Joker has to look like Batman.

What can I say about the status of Green Lantern Batman now? You are the king of cards and the busiest in the circus. The clown even wants to say to him, go back to Gotham. Batman promises not to hit you.

The Joker didn't even bother to figure out the basic information about Green Lantern Batman and what he did in the original universe. To sum it up in one sentence - Long Aotian is a classic.

Anyway, those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. When he kills people, he never considers whether the other person is evil or not. Anyway, they are not as evil as him. Regardless of whether it is the madman from Arkham Asylum or the conscientious Sheriff Gordon, as long as his words and actions are not smooth. His intention was simply to be shot.

The Joker was speechless at the end. He wondered if God was on Batman's side. Why did he always get so many weird things to torture him?

Some people may still remember that the first time the clown in the main universe suffered a serious fate was at the hands of Schiller, but then the main universe was restarted, so he naturally didn't remember it.

But that was not the most significant disaster in his life. After the reboot, he ushered in his first heavyweight opponent, and that was Spider-Man.

The game between him and Spider-Man cannot be said to be a confrontation between good and evil, it can only be said to be "four and two straight". The Joker's plan to show Spider-Man the true face of evil in the city was finally broken up by Spider-Man. The extensive interviews and extensive investigation almost resulted in the Joker receiving a big red flower from Wayne Group.

Moreover, Spider-Man, who was injected with the evil potion by the Joker himself, was a bit too evil. He even used Wayne's bank card to buy out all the discounted products in the Joker's place, causing the Joker to pay back the money in the following months. Without a credit card, I almost ended up sleeping on the street.

Then his second heavyweight opponent is Batman from Earth-1. The confrontation between the two cannot be said to be thrilling, and can only be said to be slightly humorous, but it is Batman who is responsible for making people humorous, and the Joker even He was too embarrassed to laugh.

And his third opponent can't be said to be an opponent. The Joker doesn't want to admit that that thing is Batman. Of course, it's Bruce from the Schiller universe, and at that time, he also brought along a Clark.

It can't be said that the two of them acted impartially. It can only be said that they were like that office romance, performing "Who is your best opponent?" and "Superman" in front of the clown.

After finally escaping from all these weird things, the Joker finally had some time to rest, and then Green Lantern Batman, a teenager with chubby symptoms, fell from the sky. The Joker began to wonder if this was another conspiracy of Batman.

"Ask you." Green Lantern Batman said: "Did you see my lamp furnace? And did you see the damn guy who threw the grenade at me? When I regain my strength, I will definitely make him look good. "

The clown's eyes fell on the ring on his finger. He sighed, turned around and walked over to get a crowbar.

Green Lantern Batman shrank into the sofa. He looked at the Joker and said, "What are you going to do? Don't come over, you lunatic, stay away from me..."

state!

The Joker knocked Green Lantern Batman unconscious with a crowbar. When Green Lantern Batman woke up again, in addition to feeling sticky blood sticking to the side of his face, he also felt that his limbs were completely covered with blood. Fixed.

He struggled and found that he was tied to a chair, and his previous action of replenishing energy was interrupted by the grenade falling from the sky, causing the green light energy to explode. He was not very good at controlling the green light energy. Now I can't move anymore.

In the shadows of the room, the Joker seemed to be grinding something. When he turned around, Green Lantern Batman saw that it was a handsaw, and his eyes widened instantly.

The Joker came over and directly grabbed the wrist of Green Lantern Batman's ring-wearing hand, pulled him forward hard, then pressed the back of the wrist and pressed the hand firmly on the armrest of the chair.

Green Lantern Batman knew what he was going to do, and began to struggle desperately. With a snap, an awl pierced the back of his hand, and Green Lantern Batman let out a scream.

The clown didn't show any smile at all. He only had a kind of boredom like a social animal, as if he couldn't get any happiness from this kind of work and only did it to complete the performance.

In fact, this is true. Making Batman suffer or make him happy can make the Joker feel happy, but the problem is that he looks nothing like Batman in front of him. He is not even as good as the birds in the Batcave. At least Jay When Sen was tortured by him, he would also curse wildly.

After this guy let out a cry of pain, he opened his eyes in horror, looking at the bleeding palms and the approaching hand saw, and began to shout tremblingly: "No...no...please, don't!!" I beg you!!!!"

"Shut up!" The clown impatiently slapped Green Lantern Batman like a worker who was overwhelmed by life.

Then, without any intention of torturing him visually or psychologically, he sawed off the finger with the knife.

Halfway through sawing, the clown realized something was wrong. When he pierced his palm, the blood still flowed normally, but when he sawed his finger, a black liquid flowed out. He picked up the broken finger and took a look at it. Not a normal human finger at all.

There are countless dense black threads in the cross section of Green Lantern Batman's finger, and thick liquid is still flowing out at this time. It can be seen that his original bones, muscles and blood vessel structure have been completely replaced.

And just after the Joker sawed off his finger, Green Lantern Batman started twitching as if having an epileptic seizure, rolling his eyes, foaming at the mouth, kicking his legs, and even knocking over the chair. Look at this posture, If there were no walls in this room, he could move out of nowhere.

The Joker jumped up to avoid his swipe, and looked at Green Lantern Batman with wide eyes. He was shocked. What kind of method is this?

I just sawed off one of your fingers, and I wasn’t giving you electrotherapy. Isn’t this a big deal?

The clown has been having bad luck :D