paranoianovel Chapter 205
Chapter 205
[This chapter is dedicated to the “where is the little ruler” big guy, thank you! ] 【
I feel like I’ve been paying off my debt for a month, right?】
I felt a sense of anticipation that I was about to relax.
Then I took out the big guy and took a look at the small book… We owe 69 extra plus more….
My tears are going to be dried!
My August holidays aa
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“This time!”
“West Ham captain Parker stood confidently in the Corner Flag Zone!”
“West Ham’s big players have all stood in front of goal!”
“Keane, who is about one meter and seven meters tall, stands on the periphery, Dembaba, who is one meter nine meters tall, stands at the midpoint in front of the door, and Kovacs, who is 189 meters tall, stands at the back point!”
“And Manchester City’s back line is also watching!”
“Parker didn’t hesitate too much and got up directly!”
“This kickball is very powerful!”
“The football flies to the back point at great speed!”
“Kovacs and Kompany jumped at the same time!”
“This ball, Kovacs’s position is very advantageous!”
Gary Neville roared excitedly: “Kovacs is a typical Central European player, and his position in front of goal is also top-notch!”
Andy yelled, “Let’s look at the ball – Kovacs seems to have jumped early!”
“Ouch! The ball hit Kovacs’s crotch accurately! ”
Is Kovacs copying Su Yiming’s crotch stop?”
“Kovacs whimpered!”
“Audience friends, we are now broadcasting live for you at the 55,000-strong Etihad Stadium!”
“With the commentary so tightly sealed, we can still hear Kovacs’s clear whine!”
“Kovacs’s expression was very painful! But Kovacs still stepped up and pushed! ”
Shoot!”
“Oops! Didn’t make a difference! ”
Kovacs’s shot, too soft!”
“Manchester City’s goalkeeper Geven was extremely quick to hold the ball with ease!”
“Ji Wen wants to throw the ball to Su Yiming, who is swimming near the midfield!”
“But! Kovacs, who shot with his crotch, was now covering his crotch and kneeling in front of the goal!
“Kovacs looks badly injured!”
“Gevin was sportsmanlike and kicked the ball off the sideline!”
“Match suspended!”
“The referee summons a stretcher!”
“It turns out that not everyone can stop the ball with their crotch like Su Yiming.”
“Su Yiming is from the Dragon Country, and the people of the Dragon Country are all able to do kung fu!”
“Su Yiming, that’s a serious iron head skill!”
Now!
On the football field!
Su Yiming watched Kovacs being carried on a stretcher, and before he could laugh secretly, he suddenly felt a tingling all over his body!
Groove?
What’s the situation?
The [God of War] special effect is automatically triggered?
The system thinks that the crotch shooting action just now is very exciting….
Nima!
Really?
Su Yiming suddenly felt a little crying and laughing!
What’s so wonderful about that?
Are you a serious system?
The crotch stop is already too much, and you still want me to shoot from the crotch to show you?
I refuse!
I, Su Yiming, will definitely not shoot with my crotch!
Big deal, I don’t shoot this game, just pass the ball?
While thinking so, Su Yiming secretly checked whether the steel body was open.
It opened.
Su Yiming breathed a sigh of relief.
Kovacs covered his face and was carried off the field on a stretcher!
West Ham manager Grant, urgently replaced Forbert on the bench!
Fauber is sleepy-eyed!
Yes! He just fell asleep on the bench!
Faubel didn’t understand what was going on at all, so he was forced to carry his pants on the field!
Su Yiming called a good guy!
Green, Kovacs, Dembaba, plus the sleeping god Forbert…
These are all talented people who can make a name for themselves in the history of world football!
West Ham United He De how can, a game actually gathered together the Crouching Dragon Phoenix Hatchling, the Young Linzuka Tiger!
Boy!
What a nice guy!
Race resumed!
The West Ham player sent the ball out of bounds and returned it to Manchester City.
After all, when Kovac was injured, it was Manchester City who voluntarily gave up the quick throwing of the ball, and
West Ham United followed this sportsmanship.
David Silva dribbled the ball and advanced along the middle.
Two West Ham midfielders immediately stepped forward to grab David Silva!
David Silva made a wonderful two-on-one match with Yaya Toure and
the ball returned to David Silva’s feet.
Faubel sleepily stepped forward to defend David Silva.
David Silva easily passed Forbert and continued to pull on the right wing!
Grant, the current manager of West Ham United, screamed like a pig, and West Ham
players moved towards David Silva!
David Silva suddenly kicked a wonderful long pass!
The football was over the top, and Su Yiming, who was plugged in the middle, easily stopped!
Su Yiming instantly accelerated and rushed to the big penalty area with the ball!
As soon as Su Yiming got the ball, the Manchester City fans in the stadium instantly exploded and stood up and cheered!
Their long-awaited third goal is coming soon!
Tevez and Dzeko also started synchronously with Su Yiming, quickly interpolating forward!
West Ham United’s defenders were in a mess, desperately chasing back and blocking!
All four West Ham defenders came up to wrap Su Yiming, and Tevez and Dzeko were completely missed!
Su Yiming burst into the big penalty area and passed the ball through the crotch before the four defenders of West Ham joined forces to close the door and press!
The ball rolled rapidly against the turf and went straight through Tomkins’ legs!
Tomkins subconsciously knelt to block, but it was a full beat slower!
Tomkins knelt slowly!
The football is straight in front of the goal!
This ball is so comfortable to feed!
Tevez didn’t even need to adjust, and directly shot angrily!
West Ham goalkeeper Green anticipated Tevez’s angry shot!
Green didn’t dare to take this angry shot, and could only hit it with two fists!
Bang!
The ball spins and pops!
Everyone rushed to the small penalty area and competed for the first landing point of this ball!
And at this time!
A sky-blue figure appeared ghostly on the trajectory of the football bouncade!
Su Yiming!
Fox of the Forbidden Zone!
God-level running!
In the commentary room,
Andy excitedly held the microphone and roared: “Su Yiming grabbed the first landing point!” Let’s see how Su Yiming is going to shoot – his expression seems to be a little hideous? I guess he must have wanted to score this goal! He’s going to exert his strength! ”
Football is coming!”
“Su Yiming’s crotch swings…”
“What?!”
“Is Su Yiming going to perform the Dragon Country Iron Head Skill again?”
“Don’t wait for the football to land! Su Yiming directly stood up and threw his crotch!
“Sure enough! It was a crotch shot!
“O my God!”
“The Dragon Country Iron Head Gong has reappeared!”
“The football seems to have been whipped by some powerful force, shooting at great speed towards the net!”
“The ball went in!”
“It’s 3:0!”
“41st minute of the game! Su Yiming scored a goal with his crotch that made men cry and women shed more!
“Congratulations to Su Yiming, who completed the hat-trick in the first half!”
“O my God! This goal is awesome!
“This is really a goal scored with a cow and a cow!”
“This goal is full of cattle!”
“West Ham goalkeeper Green is on the club again!”
“I can’t blame Grimm this time! If I’m a goalkeeper, I have to play a pestle!
“We saw that after Su Yiming scored the goal, it was completely like a nobody!”
“Manchester City’s teammates have gathered around with concern, they want to help Su Yiming check his body!”
“There was a riot on the scene!”
“Manchester City fans seem to rush into the field to help Su Yiming check his body!”
“Oh God! Some male fans are crazier than female fans! ”
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PS: The famous scene of the Woo Ball is real.
06/07 The most classic scene of the Champions League group stage, when Radoslav Kovac was in Sparta (you listen to the name of this team, you know Tano), the opponent is the powerful Bayern, in the second half of more than 70 minutes, Kovac was in the corner with the crotch to stop the shot, but also scored, and finally relied on this strong crotch shot, forced Bayern. (Bayern is probably also frightened.)
Of course, when it comes to crotch shooting, the most well-known is not Kovac (Kovacs is only the most famous for screaming), the most famous crotch shooter is
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Was it Manchester United playing Bolton?
Ronaldo scored a crotch shot that shocked the world.
The crotch shot is successful, it should be these two (my impression), and there are many others who stop the ball and guard the crotch.
PS2: Fauber is also a well-known meme, this product was once known as Zidane’s second, and also inherited Zidane’s No. 10 shirt in the French national team, and was loaned by Real Madrid for half a season in the 09 season.
He was a man who had such high hopes that
he fell asleep on the bench in the 2-3 defeat between Real Madrid and Villarreal.
So Faubel got the name Sleeping God.
How to say
, the Premier League hides the dragon and crouching tiger,
everyone has a story.