paranoianovel Chapter 173
Chapter 173
of course this is Luffy’s own statement, called the bamboo elf.
is actually a scruffy old man, as if he has not bathed in ten years.
after questioning, the old man gave an extremely outrageous explanation.
“I love stilts and want to challenge the longest stilts, so I stepped on these two bamboo stilts ten years ago.
I didn’t expect that because of my fear of heights, I couldn’t get down.
so I stood on stilts for decades, thirsty for dew, hungry for fruit from the trees, and you can see the trees here grow very tall. then Lin Bei asked him
“How do you go to the toilet?”
“Just squat on stilts.”
“How do you wipe it?”
“with leaves from trees.”
Lin Bei is no problem, this old man is a ruthless man!
is a pity for those people and animals who do not know to pass under the bamboo, so if you are curious to look up at the sky, you can’t feel what is called heavenly justice.
then Luffy and Usopp asked about the old man’s life in heaven and chatted.
Just then, gunshots suddenly rang out, interrupting them.
the white horse he had encountered earlier, named Sherry, fell to the ground.
old man was dumbfounded, because the horse had waited for him for ten years without leaving.
if you want to make a movie, you have to call it Shirley Zhongma.
the old man was captured before he could talk to his horse.
the old man was so angry that he rushed up to fight with the person who shot him, but he was easily put down.
Luffy ran forward when he saw this, and this sense of justice came up again.
and the other party is Lin Bei’s mission today, the Foxy Pirates.
interestingly, the Foxy Pirates also came to them.
this Foxy Pirates is dedicated to playing the David Battle, the so-called David Battle is through the game session like a reality show, to challenge, if you win, you can pick one of the other party’s crew, even the captain can choose!
and the person who is picked must obey!
apparently this Foxy Pirate Group took a fancy to these bounty members on their ship, especially Luffy, who had the highest bounty, so they came to the door on purpose.
Sure enough, after seeing Luffy, the forked Foxy launched the Davy Tournament.
Luffy, probably thinking this was going to fight with Foxy, agreed without hesitation.
just like that, when Luffy promised to come down and prepare to start, Luffy was confused and told that he couldn’t do it now, because he as the captain promised the David Tournament.
Luffy scratched his head
blankly “What’s that?”
Usopp turns into shark teeth behind him, knocking him on the head
“I don’t know what this is, you’ll be next!!”
Foxy smiled sinisterly
”
So their captain is an idiot, that’s much simpler.”
Foxy explained the David Tournament loudly, and after Luffy listened
“> “Soga, is that so!”
understood, butt head ~”
“38”
> Foxy’s eyes widened in disbelief, and then fell to his knees.
“I actually said that I am the head of the ass…”
a few black lines fell from Lin Bei’s forehead, such a sinister and cunning person, and who takes pleasure in robbing other people’s crew, turned out to be an extremely glass-hearted person!
just… The contrast is great.
but anyway, Luffy agreed as the captain, then this Straw Hat Race is considered an official participation.
Luffy quickly returned to the ship to tell everyone about it, and then was pressed to the ground by Nami and rubbed
“Why the hell would you participate in this kind of competition that could lose the crew!!?”
Luffy said
with a full head “I won’t lose any of you!”
“Is that what you say?” Nami hammered again
the hammer was over, looked at Lin Bei
“Let’s run directly!” Anyway, the recording pointer has been saved!
just use the speed you just came, run! ”
but before Lin Bei could think of any reason to excuse it, he heard the rare unification of the language of Yamaji and Solon
”
can’t run!”
Otherwise, you will lose your dignity as a pirate! “Is dignity important or is the crew important?”
Nami, and suddenly someone tapped her on the shoulder.
turn to see that it is Robin
“Forget it, don’t persuade them, men are such creatures.”
(This sentence is the same as Ichime in the original plot, not said by the author!) Nami lowered her head helplessly, as a genius navigator, the other party would definitely take a fancy to her talent, and then be the first to take her away.
she’s too hard….
Soon, Luffy and the entire crew of the Straw Hat Regiment meet Foxy, the captain of the Foxy Pirates.
Lin Bei asked Foxy
“If you win, who will you choose?”
Foxy heard this, and really looked at several people in the Straw Hat Regiment seriously, and his eyes kept looking at Luffy.
and coincidentally, Nami is standing next to Toufei.
she thought it was her, and her heart was raised to her throat.
but at the last moment when Foxy was about to speak, the woman next to him, who seemed to be called an erection, pointed to the little cute Joba
“This is so cute, Captain, I want him~” Foxy
“Bang bang, then choose it!”
Nami breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it wasn’t her.
Lin Bei suddenly asked
“So, who do you want to choose the second?”
Foxy said without hesitation this time
> “Of course it’s the straw hat kid!”
Nami found out that Luffy was standing beside her.
while relieved, Nami suddenly felt unhappy.
so that guy wasn’t looking at her!?
she’s a genius navigator! Can’t even Choiba compare!?
there are no beads!
Nami is coming up!
must win this game today!
Soon, the first game of the David Tournament officially began after Luffy chose to play all three games as captain.
The first game is to row around the island, and the pirate group is allowed to participate, but the boat can only be made with three barrels.
Unfortunately, there are no shipbuilders on Linbei’s side, but there are shipbuilders.
while the Foxy Pirates were nervously transforming the barrel into a ship, the Straw Hats handed the barrel to Melly.
although they do not have shipbuilders, the shipman Melly can devour all of these barrels with his own abilities and transform them into usable normal boats.
because the Straw Hats participated in the first game, they were divided into three groups.
Nami, Robin, and Rinbei are a group, Usopp, Chopba, and Solon are a group, and the last group is Luffy and Sanji.
this score is also due to the existence of those with Devil Fruit abilities, and if they fall into the water, teammates can rescue them.
Soon, three small boats were pulled out as if they were Melly’s children.
are three fairly excellent streamlined boats, and there is no trace of the original barrel at all.
so it was reported directly….