paranoianovel Chapter 197: I wrote that I also want to eat skewers
Chapter 197: I wrote that I also want to eat skewers
book continued
Just as Bai Feng placed the skewers on the folding table, several greedy cats stared at him.
So a few people stretched their sinful little hands to the skewers on the table, but their actions were naturally noticed by Bai Feng
"You guys~ (helpless)"
"What a big greedy cat leading a group of little greedy cats~"
"No, there is also a kitten cake."
"Forget it, forget it, it's just my wife and children, so out of sight is out of mind~"
It’s just that Ellie’s movements seemed a bit bigger because she hit the folding table fixing buckle.
then…………
Our folding table fell down without any accident
(Steel pipe falling to the ground.mp3)
Bai Feng's eyes twitched involuntarily when he heard the noise made by Ai Li, but he still pretended not to hear and continued to skewer the meat.
On the other hand, Ai Li distributed the grilled meat skewers to her children and said proudly
"Look, Afeng didn't notice me at all~"
"Hehe~ Let's eat quickly and wait for Ah Feng to continue baking later~"
Hearing this, even Bella could understand that something was wrong, but Ellie just didn't know
Bella just looked in the direction of Bai Feng and whispered.
"Dad, just pamper your mother (helpless)"
Shuangya, who was sitting next to Bella, shook her head helplessly. After all, a discerning person could see Bai Feng's overflowing doting on Ai Li.
As for Bai Wuchen? He just didn't notice that what he was holding was abnormally spicy chicken wings, but he himself was already so spicy that he could hardly take care of himself.
"Hi ha——!"
"Someone come and save me!"
Bai Wuchen then looked to his mother and sisters and asked for help
"Mom! Sisters! Do any of you have something to relieve the spicy food?"
"Your son and brother are about to be burned to death!"
After hearing this, Bai Feng put down the freshly skewered meat skewers and took out a bottle of Coke. He then used his hand as a medium to turn it into ice Coke and handed it to his son.
"Xiaochen, drink this~"
Seeing this, Bai Wuchen took the ice coke from Bai Feng's hand as if he had seen a savior, but Bai Wuchen accidentally shook it several times when he took it.
then..........
Puff-!
Gulu gulu gulu gulu
"Fuck!"
[Bai Wuchen was defeated by Ice Coke]
After hearing the narrator's announcement, everyone was dumbfounded, but Bai Feng took out a card and threw it in Bai Wuchen's face.
"I activate the magic card and the dead come back to life!"
"Resurrection! My son!"
Kucha
(Advanced sound effects)
Later, with the appearance of the 5-cent special effects, Bai Wuchen successfully won the resurrection match.
(Lao Da: What about me?)
(Bai Feng: A dead prisoner is a good prisoner)
Seeing this, her filial daughter took the lead in mocking another person named Bai.
"Xiao Chen, why did you get sprayed in the face with coke~"
"Can you do it~"
"No! Just practice more! You can't afford to lose! Just don't play!"
When the other two sisters saw it, they sat directly in the direction of Ai Li. After all, as long as these two people named Bai stayed together, there would be civil war.
"Baiya! Arminos!"
"Don't you dare to sign with me!"
Bai Wuchen then wiped the drink from his face and sent out a civil war invitation. On the other hand, Bai Ya directly accepted Bai Wuchen's invitation to the king.
"Come on! (Chew Chew Chew) It's like I'm afraid of you! (Chew Chew Chew)"
"Bai Wuchen! (Chew Chew Chew) Get ready to Shou (suffer) Si (die)! (Chew Chew Chew)"
Then Bai Ya swallowed the roast meat in her mouth and took out the scarlet gloves given by Bai Feng, and Bai Wuchen also took out the Delta gun and pointed it at his eldest sister.
Seeing this, Aili shook her head, while Bella and Aiya ate even more enthusiastically after seeing it.
However, Bai Feng, who was preparing to serve the skewers in the distance, directly took out the magnetic sniper cannon and interrupted the game between the two.
(Sanjay’s main weapon during the final battle of the Red Division of Justice)
boom!
Seeing the huge crater behind them, the two people put away their weapons and pretended to be affectionate siblings.
"Sister↑sister↓! My good sister↑sister↓!"
"I shouldn't have provoked you!"
After seeing Bai Wuchen's operation, Bai Ya quickly followed.
"I'm sorry! Xiaochen!"
"It's my sister who was impulsive this time. It's my sister who is sorry for you!"
"Sister ↑ sister ↓!"
"Xiaochen!"
"Sister ↑ sister ↓! (increase volume)"
"Xiao Chen! (Same as above)"
Seeing this, Aili gave Aiya a look, and then both of them took out the wand of origin and pointed it at Erbai's head.
Even Bai Feng, who was grilling skewers in the distance, was already sweating.
"What the fuck? Am I sweating?"
boom!boom!
"What's the 13 movement?"
Then Bai Feng turned around and saw Bai Ya and Bai Wuchen lying on the ground, as well as the two lovers with [kind] faces holding the wand of origin.
"Forget it, let's just focus on grilling skewers."
Shortly after
Zi La~ Zi La~
At this time, the grilled skewers have a golden outer skin, and the inside is delicious and juicy. Seeing this, Bai Feng pours the prepared sauce on top.
"Son of the soul, pour it~"
When the sauce is poured on the golden-colored skewers, the charming aroma is really irresistible.
At the same time, even Sato Kazuma, Aqua and Megumin who fainted on the side also smelled the aroma of skewers.
(The three get back on the plane)
"Kazuma, Megumin, what does that smell like?"
“It smells so good~”
"Yeah, it smells like barbecue~"
goo goo~
"Speaking of which, I haven't had barbecue for a long time~"
"what?!"
Hearing this, Kazuma was dumbfounded. He really didn't expect that Megumin would say that.
When Aqua saw that it was Master Bai who was grilling skewers, she directly led the two of them to the folding table where the skewers were placed next to Bai Feng.
Aqua then looked at the two of them and said:
"We'll do it quietly later, or loudly! No! Shooting! No! We'll do it quietly!"
However, Aqua didn't seem to realize that she had turned on all the mics. Then Kazuma Sato and Megumin looked behind Aqua in horror.
"Why do you have such expressions?"
"Are you amazed by the wisdom of this goddess~"
Then the two shook their heads and pointed behind Aqua in a tacit understanding.
"Ah?! Why are you pointing behind me?"
(turn back)
"Fuck! Help!"
However, Bai Feng did not take action, and then he distributed the prepared skewers to the three of them.
"It's been all morning, haven't you eaten?"
"How about some if you don't mind?"
Hearing this, Aqua's eyes sparkled and she took the skewers handed over by Bai Feng and gave them to Kazuma and Megumin.
Then the three of them took the skewers and started eating together
"I'm about to start~" X3
Then the three of them took a bite of skewers and their eyes lit up.
(Bai Feng: It’s a flash bomb! I added a flash bomb!)
“It’s so delicious! I haven’t had food from my hometown for a long time.”
(This refers to my hometown on Earth, not the island country that is a bigger place)
"Woooooooooooo~"
“I haven’t had something so delicious in a long time.”
"When I was in the wild, I could only find some plants and wild fruits to eat. I haven't had barbecue for a long time!"
"Please give me another string!"
On the other hand, Aqua did not choose to follow the trend when the two sighed. After all, it would cause her to work faster.
"Kazuma (chew chew chew) Megumin (chew chew chew)"
"Eat quickly (chew, chew, chew). It won't taste good if it's cold (chew, chew, chew)."